If at all "THEY can THINK"

Well it's been quite a long break and the break is so long that even watching an Airtel ad all this time is getting bored I suppose. Ok now getting in to the topic I had this weird idea of what would these "non-living things" think of us if at all they are given an oppurtunity. The root of this weird idea was the brush I was using on one fine day. So here I list down some of the so called "non-living things" but let me make it clear they have brains and they can think until the end of this post. This is what they got to say when I asked them or rather when I ragged them to introduce themselves

Tooth Brush:
I would be one of the favourite to win the "First unluckiest person of the day" award to be tortured by human with a tough competition from Bed Coffee and t****t( I think you can get it). Daddu's shop was a better place to live with all my brothers close to me but right here I am forced to stay with my bitter enemy the "Tooth Paste" and I consider it to be my enemy since it is assisting this human to torture me in the early hours of the day. ( This sentence assumes that I buy my brush in Daddu's shop :) )

Clothes :
I start the day thinking that I am one of the luckiest to get on this body and I have a valid reason to think so. The only reason is that I can meet my freind "Deodoront" in the early hours of the day. As the day proceeds you can see the smile fading away from my face and I have valid reasons for that too. Firstly the bitter experience of bidding farewell to my friend as the day progresses and secondly I am forced to stay with this stinking "Sweat" after my friend leaves me. ( Now God knows what the undergarments think of humans. It would have been interesting to rag them too but I couldn't find them out. When I enquired clothes about undergarments they say they are hiding :) )


My Footwear:
I am the guy who has to bare the weight of this human and my above mentioned friend all day. As if this isn't enough I don't understand why the hell the other idiots throw the used chewing gums were ever they like and why this bloody idiot stamps on it to make things worse for me. I am the ultimate sufferer [:( ]. Despite my freind "Dustbin's" heavy advertising with tags like "USE ME" ( I write this with my Capslock glowing since this was a special request from Dustbin ) and "Keep the City Clean" things are not working the way we want them to. Now I need to advice my freind to reduce his costs on advertising and spend that in a constructive way as these humans will never learn how to use a Dustbin.


Newpapers and Magazines :

Poor me I am forced to wake up early in the morning which I hate to do and have to travel a lot. The only positive thing is that I go places but my happiness stays on only when I end up in the hands of readers like "Vijay" who don't squeeze me from the beginning letter that I carry till the end unlike readers like "Deepu". ( Deepu really man on the other day I saw newpapers fighting among themselves not to get into any of the rooms of "A wing" and the sole reason is that they are scared of you. Here's one more interesting thing man on the same day when we were shopping in CrossWord one of the magazine bribed me to divert your attention away from that. You remember or not from that moment I started giving you wrong feedback on that magazine to divert your attention and to accomplish my duty:) )

In the end I asked my bed to introduce itself

My Bed:
I have to toil all night and I am forced to work for extra hours during holidays for which I am not paid extra. Anyway the positive thing is that now I have a lesser weight to carry i.e Vijay instead of Vijay's predecessor :) but the negative thing with Vijay is that at times I am forced to carry those stinking clothes too :(

So thats it for todays post guys and girls(If at all you happen to read this crap) and the only positive thing for me is that I can see my bed smiling for me to come and take my place... One more thing before ending Abraka Dhabra: "Now all the things are converted back to Non-living things( now they can't think :) ) Cheers....